The Fox Owner’s Guide

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♦Foxes can be temperamental and have many needs.  If you suddenly find yourself the owner/guardian of a fox, there are important things you should know.  Here are some helpful tips on how to handle your fox.♦

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♦Your fox has a big appetite. If you want to avoid becoming her dinner, feed her regularly. None of that vegetable crap, foxes need meat. Make sure your fridge is always stocked with meat, preferably beef.♦

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♦Your fox is easily bored. Entertain her! Sing her a song or tell her a story.♦

♦Foxes are very possessive creatures. If she gives you her bead, you are hers. All other potential for you are swept aside. For your sake, and the sake of everyone else, don’t come into contact with them. I’m serious. DON’T DO IT!!!!!♦

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♦Be on the look out for gorgeous guys that collect old knives. It’s a trap.♦

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♦Foxes need lots of love and attention. Hug them, kiss them, let them know you care. Don’t make it rain.♦

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Posted on May 31, 2012, in Dramas/Series and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

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